wenis 🌭 seodore

[rgba]

i love the idea that anyone who tries to look up username rgba will see that it's in use for an insane tv man but also one of the existing tags is just wenis

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W1, monday

[rgba]

[ So like. Someone is fucking fuming. Of course he is, when hasn't he been mad as hell about all of this. He is reduced to rampaging in the Toys Bar Us, looking for something, anything. ]

Fuck this!

[ Fuck!!! ]

[refractures]

[ Unfortunately for Sir Robot IV, it's not about to get any better. In fact, he'll even come across someone with a TV head, but it's more like a mascot head than anything. Fortunately(?), since he's seen Seodore so much, he might recognize his clothes..... ]

[rgba]

[ Looks at this up and down. ]

What. The. Bloody. Fuck.

[refractures]

[ He waves at him and points over to a tiger mascot head as if he's saying that IV should wear this over his head. Will it fit? I'll leave that to you. ]

[rgba]

[ GRABS HIM BY THE COLLAR INSTEAD ]

This is that little shit, Seodore isn't it? You think this is funny?

[refractures]

[ Does he think this is funny? Actually, yeah. He laughs in response when grabbed by the collar. His emoshares are just flowers blooming right now. ]

Why are you so mad??

[rgba]

Why the fuck do you think! You're being a racist little shit!

[ Emoshare is gross. He hates this actually. ]

Take off the damn head!

[refractures]

[ The TV head goes pop off Seo's head, but then he hits it up so that it lands on IV's. ]

There. Now you can have two heads.

[rgba]

[ THROWS THIS TV HEAD TO THE GROUND ]

I've met certain sorts but you might just take the crown for incorrigible. You're lucky I don't have a weapon on me.

W1, wednesday

[rgba]

[ Wow it's another fresh time loop. Someone is out here in the tower clicking away at the computer actually. Come join in on the fun? There's like, an angy emoji over his head in its funky speech bubble, how quaint. ]

[refractures]

[ Seodore tilts his head and puts something away before approaching IV. He tries to peek at the monitor. What's he doing? ]

[rgba]

[ It's like a weird shitty 90s video game, the kind you'd find in cereal boxes. It's Captain Cr*nch. Except he's not playing it properly, he's had it up to here with this garbage game. He's cheating. ]

You could at least announce yourself before poking your head into other people's business.

[refractures]

But you seemed so focused on your game? I wouldn't want to interrupt something so intense~

[ He... has no idea what he's looking at on the monitor, so he doesn't even know if IV is cheating or not. ]

Having fun?

[ Clearly not if emoshare can be believed ]

[rgba]

You tell me if I look like I'm having fun. I'm making some manner of progress, hopefully, unlike yourself.

[ Truly I'm sorry he's so rude all of the time. He's getting pretty close to the finish line though? Or whatever constitutes winning in this game. Haxxors unaccounted for. ]

[refractures]

Good for you. Truly.

[ He means it! Seodore won't even refute about being useless, because, well. It's true. He's not doing jack shit. ]

If it's about games, maybe Aris can do them instead since they make you so mad.

[rgba]

Can you kindly fuck right off if all you're going to do is quip?

[ As he's just. Clicking away or whatever. He hates this slow and ancient piece of junk. He wins!!! Eventually!!! Do these games come with a scoreboard, I'm making it have a scoreboard and his number is absurd and illegitimate. But that's fine.

Then the screen changes. It's a clip of a Suncoast Motion Picture Company store from the outside? And a few seconds pass before it suddenly EXPLODES. When the smoke clears. there's some kind of flat figure standing still amidst the wreckage. There's also some kind of machine that says HIT-something. ]

What the hell is this?

[ Oh sorry it wasn't done. There's a second explosion. Like on the screen, not in real life.

NOW it's over. ]

[refractures]

[ He thought it was so over but then he gets jumpscared by the second explosion.

But wow. What the fuck. ]

... Did W blow up the entire building this time?

W1, saturday

[rgba]

Right now would be a nice time for them to supply the alcohol again.

[ Arms crossed, as annoyed as ever. That's just how Sir Robot IV do. At least he's not pissed beyond belief anymore... for now. ]

[refractures]

Unfortunately, all they have is the champagne at the pharmacy.

[ And that's definitely not enough. ]

Good job... to us, I suppose.

[ There's some sort of void about that. ]

[rgba]

Sure. Congratu-fucking-lations.

Nine hours of mucking about and we maybe decided on someone to blame.

[refractures]

Considering the other two were dead. Do you think they would have tried to kill us all if we didn't do anything? Not like they do that already with the... chalupa.

[ He's learned that it's a chalupa now and holds out a pack of cigs. ]

Want one?

[rgba]

Why, then we wouldn't be entertainment at all. Is poor entertainment worse than no entertainment?

[ He takes one. ]

[refractures]

[ There's some sort of rancid vibe swirling inside the void that is his emoshare, but it quickly subsides. It's definitely not towards IV though. He also hands him a lit match. ]

Suffering from boredom is the least they should do, but... not everything is scripted. Small blessing, I guess.

[rgba]

At least the pointless party tomorrow seems to have some kind of adjustment. Better than the exact same still playing on repeat.

[refractures]

We're probably dying by the chalupa again after whatever is over tomorrow. But honestly... I think I would get crushed by the chalupa every two days than play detective like this again.